Products for Lava Girl

As discussed in a previous post, LavaGirl (the woman I'm engaged to) has some... peculiarities when it comes to her "ideal temperature" for consuming food and drink.

"If it doesn't melt my tastebuds, then I don't want it."

Naturally, it is difficult to find products that will reach such extreme temperatures... or even companies willing to produce them.

But, somehow, there's always at least one shady, creepy company or person willing to design something so skin-meltingly crazy it meets the bar.

And, my personal favorite...

"Now with THRUST VECTORING!"

Oh the things that girl does...