*I am not a morning person*
The history of me waking up has been... colorful.
The First Era: Teenage (all other times before this have been lost).
Characteristics: Excessive Resistance, High Potential for Violence
The first attempt was always fruitless.
The second didn't fare well either.
Hell, at this point in my life, I had a timer saved on my phone just so I could catch in an extra 7 minutes of sleep before I had to RUN to get to school on time before the Parentage get angry.
The Second Era: The College Days
Characteristics: Glorious Failure
Not much to say about this, except all too often the scenario went as follows:
Which invariably led to...
Which then led to...
And then this pattern eventually resulted in...
The Third Era: Present Day
Characteristics: Acceptance of Fate, Murmurings of Discontent, Zombification
Nowadays, I get up around 6:30-7:00.
It sucks.
Apart from feeling (and being) Death Incarnate when I wake up, we also have some... interesting sayings that originate.
Only the Dead can know peace from this chaos.
Or the caffeinated.
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