The Internet: A totally normal place.
Humor: it's what makes us laugh. It staves off so much of the darkness the world has (or appears to have). Laughing has been shown to give you some awesome health benefits. It even works out your abs!
Submarine Ninjas laugh for 3 hours every day during training.
Laughter is something that is absolutely vital for just facing day-to-day life. Too often we're caught up in so many things at once: bills, money, jobs (or job searching), pets, kids, cleaning, errands, world domination plans, and that IOU you have with JoJo the Gorilla...
(Brocken Inaglory from Wikipedia took this picture. I took it from him. I am a bad person.)
"Don't you fucking cross me, buddy...'evolved' my cousin's bright blue ass."
All of life's dealings have a way of taking over your brain and making you think you're drowning in it all. And that's why we have laughter. It's a lifeboat for when the gloom and doom hits us.
Today, I applied to Mozilla. It's the company that came out with Firefox, and their job application was a lot simpler, more fun, and I got to literally swear in the "why you want this job" section. Whoo! They even asked if I had any webpage or blog...
Oh God...
"Dear God, this blog sucks... Send in the Frog."
Ah well. What's another week of poverty, anyway? I mean, the sketchy back-alley Chinese sweatshop down the street is always hiring...
When you own half the government's debt, all of the sudden OSHA seems to just go away...
Got any jokes? How about a funny story? For the love of God and humanity, leave a damned comment about it. Tell your friends and family about this blog if you like it! All pictures are lovingly stolen procured and credited. I can guarantee fewer than 3 animals were harmed in the making of this blog. The rest, I had no affiliation with.
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